What do you call people afraid of Santa Claus?Why Claustrophobic of course!
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night. Hmmm I wonder why...
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
What King is a favourite at Christmas?
A StocKING!
Why are Canadian Christmases so cold?
Because they're in Decemberrrrrr
What's the name of Santa's most famous elf?
Elfvis
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
A StocKING!
Why are Canadian Christmases so cold?
Because they're in Decemberrrrrr
What's the name of Santa's most famous elf?
Elfvis
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
5 comments:
OH, I love this and can pass it on to my granddaughter (12) who adores jokes like this. I can never remember a one! Happy holidays to you....
heavens to betsy!!! you are too elfin much lady!!! lolsuni3tao
Fun!
So cute!
I love you how make it snow on your blog!
Oh, Kelly will LOVE these!!! That's my 8-year old girl.
I too like your snow.
Not much snow in Vancouver tho, eh??
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